Good, you found it.

But hang on. You think that just because you typed a few keys on your keyboard that I'm going to tell you the Secret? Just like that? It's a Secret! Freedom is sweet, my accomplices, and I don't want to go like, the great , or . Besides, I don't think for a minute that telling you the Secret-- "Uncle Buzzy is a " --would lead you to it. You wouldn't get it, and I'd be risking my neck-- what would be the point?

Look,

you had no idea what you were getting yourself into. You probably came here expecting shallow escapism-- like a grown man impersonating a Chicken-- and that's fine. You can back out now; no questions, no consequences.

 

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